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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyduh View Post
    Sometimes I like to roll around on the ground with other large sweaty men, often with my legs wrapped around them. I especially like it when I get their face (and one arm) in my crotch. Just bumpin and grinding along the floor. Nothing feels better than to make them submit to me.
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    So my girlfriend is OBSESSED

    you got wii and some other gaming console in you sig....what do you know of "girlfriend" :?
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    the only thing worse than a girl twilight freak is a guy i know guys that read that crap and im like you guys are GAY and the only way to kill a zombie is to stab it in the head with a wooden stake any body catch the office reference
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyduh View Post
    Sometimes I like to roll around on the ground with other large sweaty men, often with my legs wrapped around them. I especially like it when I get their face (and one arm) in my crotch. Just bumpin and grinding along the floor. Nothing feels better than to make them submit to me.
    ya i know what you mean lol jk
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    "im my day Twilight was a time of day,not a bunch of sparkly faggots"
    i lol'd
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    LOL! This thread is funny! Thanks for the good laugh fellas!
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    Tell her she can play vampire all she wants...by sucking on your d%$k.

    I live with 3 Twilight dorks (2 daughters, wife). Tell her if she is into the vampire thing, whatch either "Let the right one in" (Swedish) or "Let me in". No sparkling in the sun.
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    I wonder why twilight fans are so weird. My friends brother practically has a shrine set up around the book in his room.
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    Just tell your girlfriend... you know what, sorry I can't even come up with a joke for this one. I have never seen the movies and will never see the movies. I would love to come up with some kind of pun or metaphor to fit how ridiculous it is to be obsessed with these movies so here is a piece of advice:

    "Vampires don't have blood, so they can't get an erection. Have fun with that information, ladies."
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarradineChoke View Post
    Just tell your girlfriend... you know what, sorry I can't even come up with a joke for this one. I have never seen the movies and will never see the movies. I would love to come up with some kind of pun or metaphor to fit how ridiculous it is to be obsessed with these movies so here is a piece of advice:

    "Vampires don't have blood, so they can't get an erection. Have fun with that information, ladies."
    Haha! That's awesome!
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