So my long time friend and I have a bet going over a computer game (SC2). Disregarding the fact that yes I guess that makes me a bit of a nerd, I need your help. If I win (Im up 3 games to 1 in a best of 4) I get control of his facebook profile pic and status for a certain amount of weeks (If I win our next match it's 3 weeks 4wins - 1win= 3 weeks).
Anywho, I need clean yet funny (ie embarassing or whatever) status/profile pic combinations to let loose with. Nothing offensive to others (like gay jokes, dirty humor, making fun of his friends, etc). Example (If I win) the first few days will be him extolling the glory of Justin Bieber and expressing his hope that Miley Cyrus and Bieber will make a collaboration album.
Take this in any direction you can. I need some help here, cause if I don't use this opportunity well, it will be like i lost the bet.
...As it is my eager expectation and hope that I will not be at all ashamed, but that with full courage now as always Christ will be honoured in my body, whether by life or by death. For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain. -Philippians 1:20-21
War Christ
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Training on and off since 11/06. Blue Belt since 12/09.
Get a Pic of the Jonas Brothers and Photo shop his face (with the biggest most sincere smile ever) in the back.
...As it is my eager expectation and hope that I will not be at all ashamed, but that with full courage now as always Christ will be honoured in my body, whether by life or by death. For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain. -Philippians 1:20-21
War Christ
RIP PrideFC.
Training on and off since 11/06. Blue Belt since 12/09.
yup thats pretty good. Make his profile pick daniel LaRusso kicking that cobra kai guy in the face, then tag yourself as the karate kid, and him as the guy getting kicked in the face.
Pick one hour to get online and update his status every minute with part of the lyrics from the song "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga. I would change his profile picture to a Lady Gaga picture to make it a little better. If he is more of a country music hater, then do this with "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson.
Post 1 of the lines below each minute.
I know that we are young,
And I know that you may love me,
But I just can't be with you like this anymore,
Alejandro
She's got both hands
In her pocket
And she wont look at you
Won't look you at
She hides through love
En su bolsillo
She got a halo around her finger
Around you
...
Posted the male version of the shake weight ad and asked if his friends had one he could try. Hilarious, need more ideas. I have to do this for atleast a week...
...As it is my eager expectation and hope that I will not be at all ashamed, but that with full courage now as always Christ will be honoured in my body, whether by life or by death. For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain. -Philippians 1:20-21
War Christ
RIP PrideFC.
Training on and off since 11/06. Blue Belt since 12/09.
make the profil pic Richard simmons, and start posting flamboyant motivational lines at his status.
Click the "Like" button for as many "dance workouts" as possible example:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1507516007884
http://www.facebook.com/bollywooddanceworkout
...As it is my eager expectation and hope that I will not be at all ashamed, but that with full courage now as always Christ will be honoured in my body, whether by life or by death. For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain. -Philippians 1:20-21
War Christ
RIP PrideFC.
Training on and off since 11/06. Blue Belt since 12/09.
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